Comedy: The Smart Man

*HUSBAND & WIFE !!!*

 *Husband* : Sweetheart please come here.

 *Wife* : What is it?

 *Husband* : Just come to the bedroom

 *Wife* : Why?

 *Husband* : Can you be spontaneous for once
in your life?
wife : Okay here i am.

 *Husband* : remove your clothes

 *wife* : remove my clothes why?

 *Husband* : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me on the bed , don't waste time

 *Wife* :Okay they are off,

 *Husband* :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant? Remove them also

 *Wife* : Please I am not in the mood

 *Husband* : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your everyday not in the mood story!

 *Wife* : okay they are off.

 *Husband* :: oky climb the bed.

 *Wife* : why? Am i your slave?

 *Husband* :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

 *Wife* : okay so What's next , where are you going?
.

 *Husband* : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages.. 😁😁😄😆

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